oddbill

No child can outlast me. I have the inexorable dedication of purpose that nature has only otherwise granted to glaciers and the withering sands of the Sahara.

East Side Foodies Need Men!

The pool here is strangely coffin shaped. Otherwise the ambiance is very life affirming.

A sure fire gift: Winter Wet Suit.

And, a brief, improvised dramatic performance via Facebook:

Yousha: Yousha is restless.

Oddbill: Me too – lets go punch some strangers.

Yousha: Haha that’s exactly what I feel like doing…how did u know? I shoulda came for a drink but I was working : (

Oddbill: Maybe it’s good you didn’t, the both of us punchy, it would have ended up like an old west saloon. Someone would have gone through the plate glass window.

Lien: Ok. William I don’t know you, but that is the funniest comment I have read in long time. kick some booty Yousha!

Oddbill: If you want, Lien, you can start punching them from the Bay Area and head south, Yousha & I will swing and bludgeon our way north, and wherever we meet up, we’ll get a drink there.

Yousha: Bill-we are fun drunks. We would punch people and then run away laughing : )
Lien-the word ‘booty’ is even funnier than Bill’s comment. Yes! We’ll meet in Pismo Beach!

Oddbill: All the clams we can eat!

Yousha: Don’t make me take off my stiletto…someone might end up with it in their skull around the central valley area!

Oddbill: Whoever gets the stiletto heel to the skull, I’d like to see him explain THAT to his wife when he gets home.

Yousha: LMAO, he’ll have some splainin’ to do!

Oddbill: “Honest Honey – two crazy people from Los Angeles came punching their way up the coast looking for clams!” “Tell it to my lawyer, dear.”

Lien: the word booty makes every conversation better, more interesting and in one-on-one combat, a hell of a lot more fun. Stilettos also add to the je ne sais quoi.

Yousha: Well I’ll resort to using my arse, stilettos, and clam shells to throw at and punch people with!

Lien: Thats the fighting spirit!

Fight on, good readers. Fight on.

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