Archives: satans prostate

This happened on twitter, I found it brilliant, so I’m putting it here because my site my rules ok?

Commute = two hours, five minutes. I went to a dark place.

— Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) November 8, 2013

@TychoBrahe i’m a wreck. this was not what i wanted out of today

— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) November 8, 2013

@krisstraub I don’t really remember this feeling.

— Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) November 8, 2013

@TychoBrahe i remember this one. there is a numb, fist-sized weight at the base of my brain and i only feel anger

— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) November 8, 2013

@krisstraub “satan’s prostate”

— Tycho Brahe (@TychoBrahe) November 8, 2013

@TychoBrahe traditionally milked via the nostril

— Kris Straub (@krisstraub) November 8, 2013